Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Nebraska saw the birth of Kool-Aid which, due to the huge pitcher-like head, was a cesarean birth… ☺ Nebraska Cornhuskers’ football stadium is capable of holding more than 90,000 people. On game day, the stadium becomes the 3rd most populated place in the state! What’s the second most populated place in the state? The highway […]
Read More Corny Facts about NebraskaYou’re sitting a home, reading a book or watching Andy Griffith or something, and you hear a scream coming from outside. If you know what to do and WHEN to do it… well, you’re a better man than I am… But, if you hear a scream: Check for an opera house next door. Ninety percent […]
Read More So, You’ve Heard a ScreamI was watching a commercial for reverse-reverse mortgages. It’s a program where they take your home’s equity and don’t let you live there anymore. Check to see if a reverse-reverse mortgage is right for you… But, I started thinking about a documentary I’d watched about an hour before. It was about Van Gogh’s ear; or, […]
Read More The Lost Ear of Vincent Van GoghWhen you get really mad are you a spitter, screamer or biter? ♥ Do you use any addictive substances? By that I mean, can I trust you not to get into my cocaine? ♥ Are you a dependent inept man-child who will need me to handle nearly everything; or, are you completely different from every […]
Read More Questions to Ask a Future SpouseCorporal’s puppies from the last litter were just entering high school. One day, he came home from work, took a long drink from the toilet and then went into the kitchen, where his daughter Daisy was pondering her homework. “What’ya doing?”, Corporal asked, sniffing the trash can a little. His daughter rolled her eyes and […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 