Category: Humor
Ingenious Methods of Murder
Sneak into your victim’s home every night and steal all his lemons and oranges and wait for him to die of scurvy. ♣ While your target sleeps, carefully drill a hole in his window, insert a plastic straw and methodically suck all the oxygen out of the room. ♣ Stab him with a knife made […]
Read More Ingenious Methods of MurderVandalized Works of Art and the People Who Vandalized Them
The Toilet of Venus: In 1914, a suffragette attacked this Diego Velazquez painting with a meat cleaver. There is almost no apparent damage except sometimes you have to jiggle the handle of the toilet. ☺ The Thinker: Cleveland’s version of Rodin’s The Thinker was vandalized by the Weather Underground. Using explosives they managed to damage […]
Read More Vandalized Works of Art and the People Who Vandalized ThemThe Blood-less Chicanery of the Vampire Bat
Vampire bats are given a bad rap. Sure they are ugly… so ugly that you cannot help but think it is on purpose; and, they DO take blood from people and animals, while they are still using it; and, they carry rabies… which isn’t so bad but the same bats insist on also SHARING rabies. […]
Read More The Blood-less Chicanery of the Vampire BatSomething I’m working on – 5
I’m So Worn out that I’m Passed Charon We walked to the mouth of the cave and stood just outside for a moment. We could hear the sounds of unbelievable torment and anguish; plus, smoke detectors were going off by the dozens. I pulled out the book and said, “Fear!” Fear is a condition where […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 