Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Three is a rough approximation of pi. This approximation was used by ancient engineers who didn’t mind the odd toppling. ▲ Three is the first Fermat prime number, just in case you have a box of Fermat prime numbers and want to put them in order. ▲ It is the smallest number of sides a […]
Read More Some Tertiary Facts about ThreeSo, you bought a vulture… Congratulations! You have purchased a life-long friend, provided you only have ten or so years left to live. Check with your doctor. The novelty of owning a vulture far outweighs the bad-breath and crippling injuries you might suffer from their beaks or talons. And, they can be a godsend should […]
Read More how to strangle your vultureHorus is the Egyptian god of the sky. This includes the Sun and the Moon and any passenger jet you happen to be taking to your parent’s house during the holidays. ֎ The two main Egyptian gods are Isis and Osiris, the parents of Horus. Yes, you could pray to Isis or Osiris; or, just […]
Read More why you should worship horusThey are the only animal that attacks using “jump-scares” unless you count that squirrel that lives in my garage. ◙ They leave little rodent turds everywhere and I just bought a two pound box of raisins. ◙ They eat every food in the house except for what is in the mousetraps. ◙ Mice all look […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 