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Ingenious Methods of Murder
Sneak into your victim’s home every night and steal all his lemons and oranges and wait for him to die of scurvy. ♣ While your target sleeps, carefully drill a hole in his window, insert a plastic straw and methodically suck all the oxygen out of the room. ♣ Stab him with a knife made […]
Read More Ingenious Methods of MurderVandalized Works of Art and the People Who Vandalized Them
The Toilet of Venus: In 1914, a suffragette attacked this Diego Velazquez painting with a meat cleaver. There is almost no apparent damage except sometimes you have to jiggle the handle of the toilet. ☺ The Thinker: Cleveland’s version of Rodin’s The Thinker was vandalized by the Weather Underground. Using explosives they managed to damage […]
Read More Vandalized Works of Art and the People Who Vandalized ThemGreat Milestones in Poetry
Second Millennia B.C.E – Gilgamesh tells the story of two brothers. One god-like and the other bestial. It was later adapted for television as The Odd Couple. ♦ Eighth Century B.C.E. – Homer writes the Odyssey and the Iliad. Homer was, by most accounts, blind and illiterate, so he had to memorize the entire work […]
Read More Great Milestones in PoetryStuff You don’t Want to Blurt Out During Sex
“Oh baby! Just like that… except use your left hand, go slower and clockwise, this time” ♥ “I feel… I FEEL… I FEEL… pregnant” ♥ “I’m going to make you feel things you’ve never—oops… sorry…” ♥ “Does that feel good? Do you like it? Can you fill out this questionnaire?” ♥ “I’m almost there… almost… […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 