The Moosehead Stratagem: Chapter 5, Final Part

The president threw the thick folder onto the desk and sighed. Pressing a button on the device in the center of the desk top, President Kim Rontuber said, “You can send the gentleman in” The device replied, “I’m not an intercom, you idiot. I’m a calculator” Rontuber asked with furrowed brow, “I have a talking […]

The Moosehead Stratagem, Chapter 5, Part 5

As Justermanson approached the bench, he realized the figure on it was… dead. “How do you like my handiwork?”, came a voice from behind. Buck spun around and was face to face with the great Oskar Moosehead. “You killed him”, Buck stammered. Moosehead looked confused, “No, I referred to the handiwork on these benches. I […]

The Moosehead Stratagem, Chapter 5, Part Four

Resnick Tucker Resnick took an exquisite sip of his Chateau Jordi La Forge and reflected on his escape. After killing the doctor and the two guards, he killed his way to the nearest exit. But, that was only to be used in an emergency, so he had to kill his way to a different exit. […]

The Moosehead Stratagem, Chapter 5, Part 3

“This is your safe house?”, Karen asked, flatly. “It is”, Mike replied. Karen turned to him with a disgusted look and remarked, “It’s a house… shaped like a safe” “What were you expecting?” “Something less conspicuous”, Karen answered. She opened her car door, unfurling her long sexy Plantagenet legs, but tried to keep from exposing […]

The Moosehead Stratagem, Chapter Five, Part 2

The elevator doors slammed shut and the elevator began its descent to the meeting point seven miles below the Earth’s crust. The elevator was entirely voice activated. One agent suddenly came down with laryngitis and was trapped for five days and forced to drink his own urine (they forced him to drink his own urine […]

The Moosehead Stratagem, Chapter 5, Part One

[Every time I get one hundred more followers, I publish another chapter of The Moosehead Stratagem. If you’d like to catch up, the previous chapters are here. I hope you enjoy or that you at least not hold his against me] The two night guards stared into the cell, mouths slightly agape. “It’s a cot”, […]

The Moosehead Stratagem, Chapter 4 Part 5

Oskar Moosehead walked quickly to his private jet, a craft so exclusive that only the richest three people in Europe were allowed to change the oil and vacuum the seats. His aide was having great difficulty keeping up, even using the rocket skates that Moosehead had provided him. “Is everything going according to plan?”, asked […]