The Moosehead Stratagem Chapter 4, Part One

[Thank you for another hundred follows. My gift to you is the next and last of my chapters of The Moosehead Stratagem. A parody of Robert Ludlum novels. I hope you enjoy it. You can find the previous chapters here] Four score and gobble gobble seven gobble years gobble gobble gobble gobble… A Man […]

The Moosehead Stratagem: Chapter Three, Part Six

“Buck!”, Ahem exclaimed, “It’s good to see you” Buck entered Ahem’s office warily. Ahem noted his wariness; whereas, Buck noted Ahem’s observation of his wariness and told himself to be less wary…even if it meant being unwary. “Seems that your boy met with some company on Ms. Huterhaven’s roof”, Buck stated, “We can’t find him […]

The Moosehead Stratagem: Chapter Three, Part Five

The black assassin lay face down in his own blood, strangled by his own earlobes. Karen looked up to see Mike Wistersheshenham eying the second killer. Mike shifted his weight to his toes and rolled backwards forming his body into an ‘M’-shape. The long-haired killer still had him in his sights. Mike spun on his […]

The Moosehead Stratagem: Chapter Three, Part Four

Ahem sat in his office, which was dark, but for a single lamp (the lamp had been given to him by the president—thrown at him actually—over a misunderstanding involving the First Lady and where his mouth was). In front of him was a blank legal pad (Ahem preferred to use legal-sized pads so that he […]

The Moosehead Stratagem: Chapter Three, Part Three

[Start of Chapter Three is here] Buck Justermanson punched in a twenty-five digit number and waited for the phone to ring. After it had rung for exactly five rings an emotionless voice answered. “Hello?” “Hello. This is ‘Judas’. I’d like to speak to ‘Lucifer’” “Is this a secure line?” Buck’s voice conveyed urgency, “There was […]