The Moosehead Stratagem, Chapter Three, Part Two

The Glove thought for a moment, then moved a piece, “Pawn to King-Four”, he announced, leaning back in his chair, “Check” “How is that check?”, Vigan Artisorium asked. “You are perhaps unfamiliaristic with the Gabe Kaplen opening?” “Well”, the Armenian mob boss stated, looking back at the board, “Last week, the Gabe Kaplen opening […]

Moosehead Stratagem, Chapter 3, Part 1

[Well, another hundred followers… and, as is my custom, this week will be chapter three of The Moosehead Stratagem. The beginning of this epic masterwork of working masters is here. It is a parody of Robert Ludlum novels with a little Pulp Fiction and The Da Vinci Code thrown in for good measure. Enjoy!] Chapter […]

The Moosehead Stratagem, Chapter Two, Final Part

[back to the usual stuff, tomorrow. Hope you enjoyed this] Buck Justermanson sputtered at Mike Wistersheshenham, “Those were two of my best men you just killed. Each had over thirty confirmed kills, and fifty more imaginary ones” Mike straightened his collar with a piece of human skull he had harvested from one of the thugs. […]

The Moosehead Stratagem, Chapter Two, Part Five

I am Yorgat! Born before time, I was; therefore, neither of my parents owned wristwatches. I was around when the big bang occurred. My power is limitless. My knowledge is infinite. My butt looks really good in bicycle pants. Ancient, I was, before the creation of the Earth and Sun. When the Earth was […]

The Moosehead Stratagem, Chapter Two, Part Four

Oooooh! Love to dance you, baby! Oooooh! Love to dance you, baby! The disco music was loud and obnoxious. Ahem had to yell to be heard above the din. “This music is terrible”, he told Buck Justermanson. “The agency has its own music so that we don’t have to pay royalties. Before we did this […]