Hey Look, I’m Being Dark!

The only thing more painful than childbirth is having to listen to your wife drone on about how painful childbirth was. If every person I actively hated was put into a single building, I would set fire to that building. I’m never jealous of someone’s success, just of the money, property and lifestyle that comes […]

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In Praise of Blackmail

I am a blackmailer; and, I am a saint. You know, you hear a lot about the concept of “blackmail”, but you never see a sincere discussion as to its merits. Most people see blackmailers as shadowy sinister people who lurk in the underbelly of society. That is stereotyping and it has to stop. Yes, […]

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