Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
If a character has the name of a president, make that character a black man. If he’s “Franklin Roosevelt Jones”, I wanna see Denzel Washington and not Ryan Gosling. Actually, I can’t think of any situation where I’d wanna see Ryan Gosling over Denzel Washington… ♫ If the female lead can’t act, she must expose […]
Read More A Message to Movie ProducersI was watching an old movie with a girlfriend but she talked through most of it, asking, “Why did he do that?” and “What did she say?” and “Why did she say that?”. I finally lost my temper and yelled, “It’s because he’s got the mummified corpse of his mother on a chair in his […]
Read More Random Thoughts: Movie EditionSome people act as if I make too much out of a new Jason Statham movie; but, I don’t see him as better than any other demigod… except Perseus of course, but that goes without saying. Recently, one of his movies has premiered on premium cable and I watched it last weekend. The night before […]
Read More Yet Another Jason Statham Movie[Thanks to Deb for the illustration. Couldn’t get the link to hyper. https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100086412585148%5D Hitchcock was revolted and afraid of eggs. He found the pus-color of the yolks to be unwholesome. He used this fear as a framework for his movie, Verteggo. ◘ While in Germany, Alfred Hitchcock learned a lot from director F.W. Murnau, of […]
Read More Mysterious Facts about Alfred HitchcockTerminators are like antacids: The liquid ones are way more effective than the solid ones. ♂ The cheaper terminators come with thick Austrian accents. ♂ Terminators tend to arrive at little used, low-population industrial areas so they don’t attract attention. Then, they walk into a bar with no clothes on and beat up everyone in […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 