How to kill a vampire

Cut off the head and stuff the mouth with garlic. Resist the urge to put the head into a 350 degree oven with potatoes. ♥ You can kill a vampire with a stake through his heart… but, you can kill just about anything with a stake through the heart. ♥ Bury a vampire under running […]

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The Woeful Malaise of the Mummy

  To a black-and-white monster movie fan, the only thing more terrifying than a mummy is the prospect of getting out, meeting new people and having a normal life. The concept of the mummy is a universal one: A person so dedicated to their job that they can never die is familiar to anyone who’s […]

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