Greek Gods I Hate Because They are Dumb

Demeter was the goddess of nature. Her daughter, Persephone, lived in Hell for six months a year, and, for those six months, nothing grew, the weather became cold and the world was unlivable. She was depressed, morose and possibly even cutting herself. She brought her personal life to work. I’m not saying Zeus should’ve fired […]

Mythical Creatures that are Stupid

[I got this idea from Deb Whittam, so any complaints should be directed at her] Sphinx: A sphinx is half eagle, half lion. Cats hate birds, so why make an animal that is half cat and half bird? You’d just create something so frustrated with itself that it sits on a rock and asks people […]

You Cannot Spell “Poetry” Without “Try”

[I am a humorist… but this is my day off. I hope you enjoy them.] Narcissus Narcissus, when spying his own reflection Thought, “THIS deserves further inspection” But, so much love for himself Was bad for his helf… . . . How Castor and Pollux Came to Be As a swan, the Greek god […]