[I am a humorist… but this is my day off. I hope you enjoy them.]
Narcissus
Narcissus, when spying his own reflection
Thought, “THIS deserves further inspection”
But, so much love for himself
Was bad for his helf…
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How Castor and Pollux Came to Be
As a swan, the Greek god Zeus
Gave Leda a goose
But Tyndareus was faster
So he fathered Castor
And, both guys are why
We have Gemini
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Medea, in a Nutshell
Jason fooled around on his wife
So she took each child’s life
He angrily yelled, “Come back here, Medea!”
And, she replied, “See ya!”
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Gore Vidal
Gore Vidal
Could not write humor at all
Because writing joyless tomes
Was in his chromosomes.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
When I saw the first headline, narcissus I thought immediately of my former girlfriend that I lived with for a short time, she was a real narcissist. She was the nicest person until I moved with her …
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To this day, she probably still thinks she was the nicest person…
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“You can’t spell Poetry without ‘try’ .” Well you could, but then it would be Poe. Who wrote poetry. Tried, anyway.
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Poe’s poem, “The Bells”, is a masterwork. Most of his poetry sounds like a greeting card…
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“And, both guys are why/ We have Gemini” 😂😂😂😂 Oh THANK you for my first belly laugh of the day…😂😂😂😂
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Thanks, Patti. I’m not much of a poet but sometimes I get inspired…
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I have a bit of intel
Some info, if you will.
I hope that this precipitates
Some happiness and thrill.
I’ve named you for a Liebster
A kind of blog award
And when somebody gave me one
I was quite chuffed and floored.
A part of this whole process?
You’ve got to write a post.
And that, for some’s, the reason
They reject the Liebster most.
So if you will accept it,
I hope you find it swell,
But if you just ignore it
I’m fine with that as well 🙂
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This is the little write-up I wrote about your blog 🙂
“…The fourth is quite amusing
His name is masercot
And in his blog and comments
He’s made me laugh a lot.”
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