What I Like About Myself

My superfluous and corrugated vocabulary. My ability to influence people with weak minds to do my bidding. But please, continue reading… My belly makes a great island for when I play boats in the bathtub. My naval is a volcanic lake, in case you were wondering. I always know the right thing to have theoretically […]

Why I Write

I want to enhance and add beauty to people’s lives. Because I cannot do that, I write instead. I have a strong need to share my deepest and most intimate feelings in words that rhyme with “grape” and “cloud”. I’m sure that I can post my writings on-line and make a fortune from the […]

A Poem and an Announcement

Another hundred followers and you know what that means: Another chapter of The Moosehead Stratagem. Love it or hate it, this is the last chapter I wrote so it will be moot afterwards. It might be moot, now. I’ll check the meter… Holistic Meds and Anti-Vax Dreads Some people prefer to meditate instead of […]

Early Drafts of Famous Poems

The Tyger, by William Blake Tiger, tiger burning bright in the forest of the night I think that it was pretty mean to soak his fur in kerosene. ……….. The Purple Cow, by Gilett Burgess I never saw a purple cow though it might be endearing But, if I see one anyhow it’s genetic […]

Poems are Not Healthy for Children and Other Living Things

Now, Who Will I Listen To? The last time Buddy Holly flied was the day the music died . Joplin is dead, no one knows why And, Hendrix prematurely kissed the sky . Bob Marley and Jim Morrison are also no more no woman no door… God grant me the […]