And Now, Romance!

No spy novel is complete without a beautiful girl. And, if she hates the hero on sight, what can be wrong with that. It’s conflict… the cheapest kind of conflict because its FORMULAIC! The Moosehead Stratagem: Chapter Four Part Three As always, please let me know what you think.

The Next Scene of All that Ends this Strange Eventful History…

Okay, here is part two of chapter one of The Moosehead Stratagem. I was naked when I wrote some of the dialog, so if you feel creeped out at some point, you’ll know why. I like putting images on my posts but none came to mind, so here’s a dog playing football:

I Came; I Saw; I Ranted

I used to like girls with glasses… thick, no-nonsense, I-do-read-Tolstoy-fuck-you-very-much glasses. But, with changes in style, the advent of hipsters and the unholy influence of Lisa Loeb, all sorts of girls wear glasses now. It’s like having a favorite flavor of ice cream, say cherry vanilla (not its real name); you wake up one morning […]

Morale Dilemmas

[This is the mid-term for Ethics of Empirical Rationalist Existentialists of the Reformation. Please answer every question as completely as possible, unless told to do exactly the opposite; in that case, decide for yourself] Question One Someone cuts you off in traffic and you have a remote control that will make his head explode. Do […]

Thoughts on Voting in America

Some people say, “If you’re old enough to join the Army, you should be able to vote, as well”. I feel exactly the opposite: If you’re already putting your life on the line for your country, why add the stress of voting to your plate? The vote you most often regret the least is the […]