Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Well, I have an announcement to make: I’m going to be published again. On paper. In an anthology. It’s a parody of H. P. Lovecraft. I’d love to show it to you all, but sadly I cannot at this point. If you want an idea of what the piece is like, it is slightly less […]
Read More AnnouncementAfter eating a mint, you can’t drink water for half an hour because the taste is so strong… You can’t drink orange juice for a week. A mint-julip is pretty disgusting. I refuse to consume anything with torn damp vegetation at the bottom… same reason I don’t eat at the salad bar of my local […]
Read More I Hate Mint!!!My superfluous and corrugated vocabulary. My ability to influence people with weak minds to do my bidding. But please, continue reading… My belly makes a great island for when I play boats in the bathtub. My naval is a volcanic lake, in case you were wondering. I always know the right thing to have theoretically […]
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Read More It’s Gross Animal Time Again!Yoohoo: You don’t like people who are artificial and fake; however, your drink is a weak approximation of chocolate milk that has to be served ice cold to convince your tongue and your gag reflex to accept it into your body. In this regard, you are not the type to commit a cold-blooded murder; but, […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 