Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[Ways to Beat this Heat Wave] Construct a crude quilt out of fudgesicles… ☺ Invite a glacier to stay at your home for the weekend. ☺ Put a desk fan in your oven, turn it on and then turn the oven down to forty-eight degrees. ☺ Become best friends with an ice-sculptor. ☺ Whip up […]
Read More How to Keep Cool on a Hot Day[To my friends in the Northeast. Stay safe] When high winds are forecast, secure any backyard furniture that you don’t want flying into an adjoining state. Remove any relatives from that furniture. ☼ Use flashlights instead of candles even though it will result in what your kids will call “The Weirdest Birthday Cake, Ever” ☼ […]
Read More I Re-gale You with High Wind Safety TipsAs a weather man I try to do the best I can but there are so many variables I end up doing terriable like, low pressure systems I’ve often just missed ’em and I never seem to be able to predict the jet stream Take into account a warm air mass? That’s a hard pass. […]
Read More Meteorologist’s LamentWhen shoveling snow, if you feel tightness in the chest or dizziness, STOP IMMEDIATELY… unless you enjoy tightness in the chest or dizziness. * If it is severely cold, dress for it. How do you know you are dressed properly? You won’t be able to move your head or arms; and, if you fall down, […]
Read More Snow Safety Tips That Are Kind of FlakyEarth Day was founded by Senator Gaylord Nelson on April 22, 1970 because he felt that Mars and Venus were getting way too much attention… Earth Day was one of the reasons Richard Nixon formed the EPA… well, THAT and the fact that rivers were actually catching fire. Although the two come within a day […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 