Thanks for the Poem, Charlie, Said No One Ever

It shouldn’t faze you That the wild boar lives in Europe, Africa and parts of Asiu. It roams both far and wide And, harbors thoughts of homicide. (I think it is irresponsible to let a pig grow that big) Whereas other animals use their musk the wild boar gives you a poke with its tusk […]

What if Trump Wins: Scenario #8

Using a fleet of Cray computers plus a Commodore Playstation that my father bought me as a child, I have calculated the sequence of events should Donald Trump be reelected. And, like building a mailbox out of beeswax and horse dung, the result is not pretty… November 03, 2020: Donald Trump wins second term […]

I am Hunter!

I’m a hunter. You know… aim, shoot, aim, shoot, aim, shoot, sorry about your car. Every weekend, I go out into the woods and kill any animals that I’m legally allowed to, plus any poorly-tended livestock I come across. I AM A SPORTSMAN. My ball is the bullet; my arena, the forest; and, my opponent […]