Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
The age range of woman I find attractive gets bigger each year… which gets me closer and closer to asking Helen Mirren out. ♠ I do great in twentieth century history on Jeopardy because I was there for most of it. ♥ I can explain how life was very different before the internet to younger […]
Read More Benefits to Getting OldI want my public nudity to be MY idea… not the idea of the worm in a bottle of mescal… I dread accidentally ordering a “girl drink”. That warm feeling where you feel content and the world loves you lasts about ten minutes; then, you hit a bouncer with a bar stool because he purposely […]
Read More Why I Don’t Drink Alcohol, AnymoreWhen a boy turns 40, his father has a special talk with him about “changes” that will be happening in his life… Pretty soon, you’ll be noticing girls… call you “sir” a lot. You’ll be growing hair in places you’ve never seen hair before… like your ears and your hairbrush. You’ll notice a lack of […]
Read More I Have “The Talk” with My 40 Year-Old Self
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 