When a boy turns 40, his father has a special talk with him about “changes” that will be happening in his life…
Pretty soon, you’ll be noticing girls… call you “sir” a lot.
You’ll be growing hair in places you’ve never seen hair before… like your ears and your hairbrush.
You’ll notice a lack of hair in places hair has always been… like the top of your head. You aren’t going bald: Your head is just trying to escape upwards.
Some of your friends are going to talk about “joints”. Not the smokable kind but the kind that hurt when it rains.
Your voice is going to change from the way it is now, to one that yells, “Get off my lawn” a lot more.
You’ll notice weird feelings when you see the opposite sex such as “I don’t remember ringing for a nurse”
Your testicles will start to drop… to well past your knees…
Your muscles will get bigger and softer and will jiggle when you walk.
You might find yourself doing “crazy” stuff such as building a ship in a bottle or stalking a twenty year old stripper.
Don’t worry, aging is a natural process… like photosynthesis or throwing yourself off of a bridge…