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Tag: babies

Why I Shouldn’t have been at the Birth of My Child

Considering the intensity of labor pains, being at the birth of my child violates my number one rule: Never be with your wife when she has carte blanche to tell you exactly what she thinks of you. ◙ The sound of the episiotomy made my skin crawl. When I think about it, I cross my […]

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Answers to My Children’s Dumb Questions

“Daddy, where do babies come from?” – “Mostly China and India… but, I hear Indonesia is catching up” “What does my penis do?” – “Your penis functions as a de facto brain from your thirteenth birthday until you are forty” “Daddy, why is the sky blue?” – “Really? You see blue? I see it as […]

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