The Random Thoughts from Beyond Time

I keep a knife by my bed so, if I ever start contemplating taking up model trains as a hobby, I can stab myself to death. ֍֍ I used to have really strict criteria for my girlfriends. Now, she just has to have at least one breast and be capable of making toast. ֍֍ Dungeons […]

More Rules to Live by

The more arrogant the speaker, the more punchable the face. Two can live as cheaply as one and three quarters. Time really flies when you are about to be executed. It’s an ill wind that blows nobody any good; it’s an iller wind that blows your trash cans into your koi pond. You can catch […]