The more arrogant the speaker, the more punchable the face.
Two can live as cheaply as one and three quarters.
Time really flies when you are about to be executed.
It’s an ill wind that blows nobody any good; it’s an iller wind that blows your trash cans into your koi pond.
You can catch more flies with honey than you can with a baseball glove made out of toilet paper and rubber bands.
True beauty is found within you; but, if you see bowel, you’ve probably gone too deep.
Violence is not the answer, unless the question is, “What is violence + 0 equal to?”…
Better to put arrogance aside so that cretins don’t hate you.
True love is unconditional… well, actually that depends…
A life well-lived is the best revenge, if dynamite is not available…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
But cretin hate is much sort after in Ustralia
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Crickey!
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There is definitely a scientifically proven correlation between arrogance and punchability…
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The research was fun!
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I’ve never understood the public’s obsession with catching flies. What do they do with them once caught?
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They make great pets…
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Yes, but the leash is so hard to put on.
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Mine wears a tiny bandana…
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You finally figured out when violence is the answer – and punchability! I really like this list 🙂
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Thank you, Robyn. I’m having trouble keeping up, lately; but, this list came pretty easily…
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