More Rules to Live by

Pickleball Ten Commandments - Sarah Ansboury

The more arrogant the speaker, the more punchable the face.

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Two can live as cheaply as one and three quarters.

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Time really flies when you are about to be executed.

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It’s an ill wind that blows nobody any good; it’s an iller wind that blows your trash cans into your koi pond.

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You can catch more flies with honey than you can with a baseball glove made out of toilet paper and rubber bands.

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True beauty is found within you; but, if you see bowel, you’ve probably gone too deep.

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Violence is not the answer, unless the question is, “What is violence + 0 equal to?”…

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Better to put arrogance aside so that cretins don’t hate you.

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True love is unconditional… well, actually that depends…

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A life well-lived is the best revenge, if dynamite is not available…

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