Why I Should be the One to Own Thor’s Hammer

With Thor’s hammer, he can create and direct the lightning. If I could make lightning do what I want, I’d imagine wind and sleet would knuckle under pretty quickly. “Only he who is worthy can wield the hammer of Thor”. So, if I had the hammer, I’d be “worthy” which would go a long way […]

More Rules to Live by

The more arrogant the speaker, the more punchable the face. Two can live as cheaply as one and three quarters. Time really flies when you are about to be executed. It’s an ill wind that blows nobody any good; it’s an iller wind that blows your trash cans into your koi pond. You can catch […]

Quotes on Love Fixed by Me

Love is like the wind, you can’t see it but you can feel it. Also, you might wake up one day and find that half of everything you own is gone because of it. Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. It’s even better to have loved and […]