The Random Thoughts from Beyond Time

What Is Minecraft: EXPLAINED

I keep a knife by my bed so, if I ever start contemplating taking up model trains as a hobby, I can stab myself to death.

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I used to have really strict criteria for my girlfriends. Now, she just has to have at least one breast and be capable of making toast.

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Dungeons and Dragons is a great game because you can stop whenever you want just by having your character commit suicide.

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People say that I’ve got a swimmer’s body but I really only have his right hand and part of his wrist.

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Always serve lamb with new potatoes. Because the blandness of the potatoes really helps get the horrible taste of lamb out of your mouth.

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When I don’t know what gift to give someone, I give them dynamite; because we all need something to strap to our bodies when we go to school board meetings.

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I was playing Civilization IV this morning but, I felt like I needed to get outside and get some exercise… so I switched to Minecraft.

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Nothing brings me back to the days of my youth quite like a functioning time machine.

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Since I’ve shaved off my beard, I feel like half a man. Oddly enough, the left half.

12 thoughts on “The Random Thoughts from Beyond Time

  1. My grandmother used to love lamb with mint jelly when she was alive. I silently called her a baby killer as I watched her enjoy her baby in horror. I like to think my meat had a nice life before I approve of its body sold out for my consumption.

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