I keep a knife by my bed so, if I ever start contemplating taking up model trains as a hobby, I can stab myself to death.
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I used to have really strict criteria for my girlfriends. Now, she just has to have at least one breast and be capable of making toast.
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Dungeons and Dragons is a great game because you can stop whenever you want just by having your character commit suicide.
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People say that I’ve got a swimmer’s body but I really only have his right hand and part of his wrist.
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Always serve lamb with new potatoes. Because the blandness of the potatoes really helps get the horrible taste of lamb out of your mouth.
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When I don’t know what gift to give someone, I give them dynamite; because we all need something to strap to our bodies when we go to school board meetings.
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I was playing Civilization IV this morning but, I felt like I needed to get outside and get some exercise… so I switched to Minecraft.
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Nothing brings me back to the days of my youth quite like a functioning time machine.
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Since I’ve shaved off my beard, I feel like half a man. Oddly enough, the left half.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
I can make toast and I also hate lamb 😃
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How can you be an Aussie and hate lamb? I commend you, NP!
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I guess I’m an introduced species. Now what about a post on worchester sauce or mushy peas 😉
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I will look into it, NP.
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Lamb is the most wonderful meat. I adore it. I suppose you’ll tell me you don’t like veal either….
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I’m not impressed with veal but it’s okay…
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My grandmother used to love lamb with mint jelly when she was alive. I silently called her a baby killer as I watched her enjoy her baby in horror. I like to think my meat had a nice life before I approve of its body sold out for my consumption.
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You have a great sensitivity and kindness, Robyn… but, I sure you have some good qualities as well…
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When I shaved my beard I felt like Pat Sajak. Needless to say I grew it back quick.
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I’ve been job-hunting so I didn’t want to look quite so ancient…
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If everyone hated lamb as much as you, my country would be bankrupt.
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My dad was a cowboy from Oklahoma, so I might’ve been brainwashed ever so slightly…
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