Zucchini make great cucumber impersonators. Just don’t let it get consumed by the role or it might end up in a pickle jar.
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If you can get a zucchini to float, you can make one into a toy boat. How do you make a zucchini float? Just put a zucchini, root beer and a scoop of ice cream into a tall glass.
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Zucchini is great for people who want their side dish to be last, alphabetically.
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You can use a zucchini as a boomerang because… if it doesn’t come back, WHO CARES??? You got a bushel of the damned things.
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Zucchini ice cream gives you a reason to use of the last of your zucchini; and, it gives your family a reason to have you put on Diazepam.
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Use zucchini as a housekeeper. It might not clean as well as a person but it won’t steal your energy drinks either.
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Put a zucchini on the ground under a box on a stick to trap vegetarians.
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Try playing racquetball with a zucchini but remember that they usually prefer to play squash…
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Zucchinis keep bears and cobras away… at least they have so far.
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Carve a surprised face into a zucchini and bake it for forty minutes. Then, serve it to your children as roasted parrot…
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Roasted parrot? That’s bad even for you Charles. It’s roasted snake 🐍
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Snakes don’t look surprised when you kill them because they know that they deserve to die…
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Do to, their surprised you dared to kill them
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Just takes an axe with a long handle…
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I thought I was the only person who makes a zucchini-rootbear float.
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My mother made one for me every day when I was a child… but the joke was on her because I never DID run away from home…
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That’s an amazing story. Maybe Netflix could turn it into a mini-series.
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I hope my recent post was the inspiration for this. Although you left out your spin on our races. Love the vegetarian trap idea. Those pesky fellows are always lurking around the garden.
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I had one based on the toy cars but it didn’t “pop”. Yes, your post WAS the inspiration…
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Always happy to be a muse.
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I’d like to trap vegetarians, but I don’t even know what to do with zucchinis.
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My son’s a vegetarian… and there are other things wrong with him, too…
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