The Lost Ear of Vincent Van Gogh

I was watching a commercial for reverse-reverse mortgages. It’s a program where they take your home’s equity and don’t let you live there anymore. Check to see if a reverse-reverse mortgage is right for you… But, I started thinking about a documentary I’d watched about an hour before. It was about Van Gogh’s ear; or, […]

Fax About Foxes

Foxes are of the family Canidae and genus Vulpes. Of all the canines in the animal kingdom, foxes can be thrown the furthest… ☺ The smallest species of fox weighs about two pounds… the largest weighs in at twenty pounds. So, if you are estimating postage on mailing a bunch of foxes to someone, for […]

Jobs I Might Take if I Didn’t Have the Swell Job of Computer Programmer

Toll Taker: Mostly because saying the phrase, “Here’s your change” sexually excites me. Mountain Climbers’ Guide: It’s out in the cold clean air and the job seems like an easy one that consists mostly of pointing up and saying, “That way”… Test Test Pilot: I’ve always wanted a job where I could evaluate the fitness […]

Beware! Skunk Poem

When I got drunk and teased a skunk the aftermath was a bath where I got water in my ear and could no longer hear so, I paid a hundred dollars for a nurse to flush out the gunk. I cannot help but blame that skunk…