Ye Olde Randome Thoughts

I was involved in a nude photo shoot and I want those pictures back. You can tell I was nude because the person I was photographing looks pretty shocked…. So many people we say are in a “special place in Hell” that they hardly seem special anymore… “I have learned everything… taken every college course, […]

What You Can Do Stuck at Home Waiting for the Apocalypse

Force your children to learn Navajo. Prioritize all the household projects you have. That way, when you go back to work, you’ll know which of them to feel guiltiest about not doing. Watch five minutes of each of your cable channels in order… except Lifetime. That would be cruel. Meditate until you become enlightened… check […]

Insanity, by Calvin Klein

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. Quantum physics is doing the same thing in exactly the same way, over and over, and getting one, two or zero results, depending upon whether or not the cat in the box ate the poison. Insanity is doing the same thing […]