Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
All elevators are equipped with mechanical brakes that will stop the falling elevator just seconds after you soil your pants. ♣ If your elevator is plummeting, try pressing all the buttons. Maybe it will find a floor it likes. ♣ If others are in the elevator while it falls, try to calm them by shrieking […]
Read More So, You’re Elevator is Plummeting…I catch a glimpse of the thin steel cable, then I look down at my big belly. Do I then take the stairs? You don’t get a belly like mine taking the stairs. ֎ I hate when a building has no thirteenth floor. I get the feeling that the people who designed it that way […]
Read More What I Hate about ElevatorsAs Justermanson approached the bench, he realized the figure on it was… dead. “How do you like my handiwork?”, came a voice from behind. Buck spun around and was face to face with the great Oskar Moosehead. “You killed him”, Buck stammered. Moosehead looked confused, “No, I referred to the handiwork on these benches. I […]
Read More The Moosehead Stratagem, Chapter 5, Part 5The elevator doors slammed shut and the elevator began its descent to the meeting point seven miles below the Earth’s crust. The elevator was entirely voice activated. One agent suddenly came down with laryngitis and was trapped for five days and forced to drink his own urine (they forced him to drink his own urine […]
Read More The Moosehead Stratagem, Chapter Five, Part 2
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 