Thoughts on Eighties Video Games

Space Invaders: When the attackers come, they will come in orderly rows because only the most anal-retentive species can master interstellar travel. Pac Man: He eats and he eats and he eats and it never ever takes away the pain. And, as a bonus, the ghosts of everyone he’s ever consumed will eventually drive him […]

Random Thoughts: Resurrection

I’ve found that, when I’m having trouble fixing something, the problem usually is that I’m not swearing at it enough. He told me that I was a complete and total fraud… but, I was just PRETENDING to be a fraud… She HUMILIATED me by pulling my pants down at a party… well, actually, I pulled […]

Quotes on Love Fixed by Me

Love is like the wind, you can’t see it but you can feel it. Also, you might wake up one day and find that half of everything you own is gone because of it. Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. It’s even better to have loved and […]

Fun Facts About Puerto Rico

Puerto Rico is not a country. It is a territory of the United States, who has a responsibility, when disaster strikes, to provide the Puerto Rican people with all the paper towels they need. Until recently, a large portion of Puerto Rico was used as an artillery range for our navy’s warships. These exercises ensured […]

Did Frogs Build the Pyramids???

[In my studies, I’ve found a lot of anomalies in the theories surrounding the building of the Egyptian pyramids. It wasn’t until I’d made the journey to the country itself and gone on a bender and been evicted from that same country, told to never come back, that I realized that, maybe it wasn’t men […]