I Went to Grenada with a Cicada

[When I used to work out “in the fields”, I encountered these guys a lot. At first, they were intimidating; but later, I’d sneak one into my pocket so it would make noise while I played dominoes at lunch. I give you… THE CICADA!]

Trumpland, a Future Retrospective

I obtained the gift of prophecy after I was bitten by a radioactive gypsy. Lately, images of our immediate future have been flooding my mind and I HAVE TO WARN THE PEOPLE!!! I predict… A border wall will finally be built between the United States and Canada, but Americans will continue to escape. Russia, China, […]

Compulsory Lungfish

I’d naturally assumed that I’d done at least one essay on each of the millions of species of animals in the world; however, calmkate proved me wrong. So, for those of you with that particular gap in your knowledge, I give you… The Lungfish!

The Cobalt Beneficence of the Body-builder

I have a friend who’s a body builder. Well, that’s not ENTIRELY true. He was ONCE a body builder…not a weight lifter, though. A weight lifter and a body builder each lift weights; but the body builder doesn’t use the truss or adult-sized diaper. He lifts to look more attractive to others…and to himself—mostly to […]

Advice My Grandpappy Gave Me Part 2

Women are not all vengeful harpies out to drain your life-essence and leave you a broken defeated shell… not all of them… theoretically… Never spend more than you can afford. “What you can afford” is equal to your take home salary plus whatever credit is left on your cards plus the card limits of credit […]