All Quiet on the Random Thoughts

Sun Tzu said, “When you forces are strong, appear weak; and, when your forces are weak, appear strong”. That’s why, whenever I walk into a bar full of tough guys, I always make it a point to knock out the smallest, weakest man in the room. Just in case they all have knowledge of […]

Truck Stops, Part One: Bathrooms!

Voiding in a truck stop bathroom is a great way to find out whether or not you can hold your breath for the duration of a bowel movement… If you are going to put a woman’s phone number on the wall, remember to include the area code and if she is actually a woman. Nothing […]

Lemmings!

Writer’s block, this weekend. So, instead of something brand-new, cutting edge and topical, I give you…. The Sincere Self-annihilation of the Lemming. Oh, and here’s a photo of a lemming just to get you interested:

Half a Mast is Better than No Mast at All

Whenever a prominent person in the United States passes on, we fly our flags at half-mast. Other countries employ wailing and gnashing of the teeth but we feel that our method is quieter and requires fewer emergency visits to the dentist. Below is a FAQ that might be helpful in understanding the practice: Q. […]

My First Guest Blog

Deb Whittam and I collaborated on an animal essay and it sits on her wonderful blog. While you are in there, look at her photos… Her photos of Australia and other continents are what made her site the first one I started following on WordPress… Sheep… Yeah, That’s Right… Sheep