Reasons to Buy a Screaming Goat Toy

[Thanks to Rivergirl for the idea] You lost your “Box o’ Farts” and your singing bass trophy just isn’t that funny anymore. ☺ There are few things more relaxing than the sounds of agony coming from a barnyard animal. ☺ You need a gift for someone who has everything and whose guts you also hate. […]

Still More Things You Don’t Know About Me

I have this fantasy about a physical relationship with Shakira where I tell her that I’m too old for her and she shouldn’t waste her life on me. At first, she argues the point, but weeks later, she’s leaves me in the middle of the night without a word. This is what depression and overthinking […]