Deb’s 42 Word Challenge: Historical Fiction

That’s right! Historical fiction is Deb’s current challenge. So, I’ve written from a fictional tale of America’s foremost doctor. “This ham is spoiled and these eggs are rotten”, he exclaimed. His wife replied, “Maybe you’d eat them with your precious goat or on that boat you love so much!” Dr. Suess replied, “Quick, a typewriter! […]

Why I Should be the One to Own Thor’s Hammer

With Thor’s hammer, he can create and direct the lightning. If I could make lightning do what I want, I’d imagine wind and sleet would knuckle under pretty quickly. “Only he who is worthy can wield the hammer of Thor”. So, if I had the hammer, I’d be “worthy” which would go a long way […]

I’ve Sandwiched in these Thoughts on Cold Cuts

Bologna: The head honcho of cold cuts. A nice mix of meat vomit, ectoplasm and discarded methamphetamine. In the United States it is consumed in great amounts as kind of a “pauper chow”. When we’d go on a trip, my dad would stop at a grocery store and pick up a pack of bologna, a […]