Something I’m working on Pt 2

March 20th I’m happy when someone I know serves me a dinner salad because they are one less Christmas gift I’ll need to buy. Georgia Department of Corrections announced that three of its inmates have contracted Covid. Three more are suspected of having Covid. Corrections officials flatly stated that they will isolate any prisoner just […]

Why I’m Glad

I’m glad that Cyndi Lauper is still out there protecting us from psoriasis. I’m glad that I can spend time with my sons despite their restraining orders. I’m glad I’ve got my health. I just wish it wasn’t poor health. I’m glad that Willy Nelson is still out there protecting us from Cyndi Lauper. I’m […]

Signs You Might Have Too Much Sodium in Your Diet

Your favorite sandwich is anchovies between two pieces of beef jerky. Half the time you give a blood sample, the vial explodes off of the needle and embeds itself into a wall. Your stool makes an effective salt lick. You’ve switched from a salt-shaker to a tablespoon Your friends and family won’t eat any baked […]