Signs You Might Have Too Much Sodium in Your Diet

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Your favorite sandwich is anchovies between two pieces of beef jerky.

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Half the time you give a blood sample, the vial explodes off of the needle and embeds itself into a wall.

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Your stool makes an effective salt lick.

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You’ve switched from a salt-shaker to a tablespoon

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Your friends and family won’t eat any baked goods you prepare without rinsing them first.

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The little Morton’s girl is very worried about you.

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You take showers looking up at the ceiling with your mouth open.

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The funeral plot you’ve picked out for yourself is classified as a future Superfund site.

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You can make a corned beef just by holding a round roast in your hands for twenty minutes.

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When you finish your popcorn, you find yourself licking the inside of the bag…

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People keep mistaking you for Lot’s wife…

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