Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Vampire Circus: Another Hammer Studios vampire film but extra bleak because it was set in Serbia… a place so terrifying you don’t even really NEED vampires. But, without vampire clowns, the vampire circus is just a bunch of FREAKS jumping around in leotards, biting each other with abandon. This movie was shot in six weeks. […]
Read More Bad Movie Names for Bad MoviesCut off the head and stuff the mouth with garlic. Resist the urge to put the head into a 350 degree oven with potatoes. ♥ You can kill a vampire with a stake through his heart… but, you can kill just about anything with a stake through the heart. ♥ Bury a vampire under running […]
Read More How to kill a vampireTo a black-and-white monster movie fan, the only thing more terrifying than a mummy is the prospect of getting out, meeting new people and having a normal life. The concept of the mummy is a universal one: A person so dedicated to their job that they can never die is familiar to anyone who’s […]
Read More The Woeful Malaise of the MummyIt’s a Steven Segal movie called, “Straight to Video”. ♦ All the nude scenes have some kind of product placement in them. ♦ Some of the cast have two or more roles… in the same scene… and have to walk from one side of the shot to the other and put on a different hat. […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 