Cut off the head and stuff the mouth with garlic. Resist the urge to put the head into a 350 degree oven with potatoes.
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You can kill a vampire with a stake through his heart… but, you can kill just about anything with a stake through the heart.
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Bury a vampire under running water. The vampire will stay dead due to their well-established fear of surfers.
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Trick a vampire into walking out into the daylight. How? Try setting its watch back six hours.
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Use silver to weaken a vampire. If it doesn’t seem to be working, check again. You might be using the Lone Ranger’s horse by mistake.
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A werewolf bite will kill a vampire; so, if you are exploring a spooky castle where vampires might be about, always keep a werewolf in your pocket.
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Holy water can kill a vampire. If you are being attacked by one and don’t have any holy water on you, try rubbing the vampire with the forehead of a newly christened baby.
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A vampire must sleep on soil from its homeland each night or it will die. If you find the resting place of a vampire, you can remove the soil and replace it with werewolves.
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To wipe out a vampire infestation, you must kill the HEAD VAMPIRE. They are usually hidden within a mansion, cave or Rudy Guiliani’s office.
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Fire can kill a vampire if it is intense enough. The best way to set a vampire on fire is to put a hat and glasses on a propane tank and hope he doesn’t look too closely at it before he bites.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
You’ve really got your Halloween on Charles 😃
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I live for themes, NP…
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I live for chocolate
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I’ve always wondered why I’ve never found a movie involving vampires and surfers. Thank you for ending my mystery.
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I doubt Frankie Avalon would’ve lasted five minutes against Dracula…
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I’m all for storming Giuliani’s office with sharp stakes. What time do we leave?
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As soon as I finish building my cover as a tent salesman…
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Since they stripped Giuliani of his law license, I’m surprised myself he doesn’t try out for vampire roles instead of working for the My Pillow guy. Seems like a match made for Hollywood.
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You know how the vampire ages quickly to dust after being staked? Rudy has grown into that particular role….
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“He was a vampire.”
“How did you know?”
“He died when I put a stake through his heart and chopped off his head.”
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“So, he’d BETTER be one…”
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I once raised the ire of a vamp when I asked what she did for a living. She nearly died laughing.
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I hope she didn’t put the bite on you…
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