Did Frogs Build the Pyramids???

[In my studies, I’ve found a lot of anomalies in the theories surrounding the building of the Egyptian pyramids. It wasn’t until I’d made the journey to the country itself and gone on a bender and been evicted from that same country, told to never come back, that I realized that, maybe it wasn’t men […]

You Can’t Spell “Poetry” Without Letters

Straights want to be straight and gays want to be gay. Both are happy where they’re at no matter what you say. . Guys who try to change the gay through threats and repetition are hurting themselves, if they succeed, by creating more competition. . I think about other guys (and, this is just conceptual) […]

Rant Around the Clock

So, I’m watching Rock Around the Clock, a fictitious movie about Bill Haley and the Comets starring Bill Haley and the Comets (it’s the part they were born to play), and I’m looking at the weird greased up hair and clothes and mannerisms and it makes me kind of nostalgic for the fifties; then, I […]

I Know What You Want to See…

Sponge crabs and plenty of ’em. I write this one during a pretty emotional time of my life: That period between birth and fifteen minutes ago. Please enjoy… The Lugubrious Synchronicity of the Sponge Crab

Mama, Will We Ever Make it Home? Tips for the D.C. Metro System

Always let at least half of the people who need to de-train out of the train before pushing your way in like some brain-dead, type-a salmon. If there is a problem the will delay your commute for an hour or so, the Metro makes announcements which are garbled incomprehensible walls of sound over their PA […]