You Can’t Spell “Poetry” Without Letters

Straights want to be straight

and gays want to be gay.

Both are happy where they’re at

no matter what you say.


Guys who try to change the gay

through threats and repetition

are hurting themselves, if they succeed,

by creating more competition.


I think about other guys

(and, this is just conceptual)

and, how much more attention I would get

if they all were homosexual.


Straight girls would all seek me out

I’d be more popular than I’ve ever been

popular with old and young alike

and also with the men…

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