How to Stop Procrastinating

Read the autobiographies of people who accomplish things. Do they procrastinate? No! They work, play golf, sail their yachts and, when the time came for them to write their autobiography, they proactively hired a ghost writer. So, read their lives and absorb their message whenever you get around to it. Make sure all of your […]

Words that I Hate Because They are Stupid

Faux: ‘X’ is easily the coolest letter in the English alphabet. It takes the place of three letters: “cks” and it looks like someone on train tracks trying to flag down a locomotive before it destroys his Pontiac; moreover, an ‘X’ is the legal signature of most Trump supporters. So, why nullify an exceptional […]

The Loathsome Turpitude of Random Thoughts

I was watching a documentary on Catherine the Great in which they explicitly said that she DIDN’T have sex with a horse. In my experience, when you have to tell people that you didn’t have sex with a horse, you probably had sex with a horse… I’m pretty close to what medical science considers my […]

Commitment Problems

[Because I cannot come up with topics of my own, I’ve again decided to write on Iscriblr’s topic: Commitment] I have a problem with commitment… and, like a dining room chair with the bottom cut out, my problem is deep-seated and dangerous. Even as a toddler, I didn’t want to get attached to my siblings… […]

What I’ve Learned Watching Six Weeks of Animal Documentaries

[Lately, due to a mix of government furlough, flu and good old fashioned chronic depression, I’ve been watching a LOT of animal programs on the television. I’ve learned much and now it is time to share that knowledge with you] I was watching Australia’s Most Dangerous Animals to see which Australian animals are the most […]