I saw my first Lego movie, last night. Frankly, it substantiated my theory that anything new or unfamiliar must be scrupulously avoided. The movie didn’t move me; but, maybe my emotional ties to Lego are not as pronounced as other Americans. We didn’t own any Legos in my house. My grandmother had some in a […]Read More Lego My Ego!
Your parents tell you that you can wear the outfit in public, but, only if they can talk to your pimp first. When you go for a walk, you notice men accidentally wandering into traffic. Your cleavage is listed as one of your area’s landmarks. No one tells you that you look like a million […]Read More Are You Dressed Too Provocatively?