Are You Dressed Too Provocatively?

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It was nearly impossible to find a photo of a woman in a short skirt on the internet.

Your parents tell you that you can wear the outfit in public, but, only if they can talk to your pimp first.

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When you go for a walk, you notice men accidentally wandering into traffic.

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Your cleavage is listed as one of your area’s landmarks.

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No one tells you that you look like a million dollars. They put the price at a hundred and fifty dollars for the half hour.

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More people have seen the tattoo on your upper thigh than have seen the Lego Movie.

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Since you started working at the machine shop, five men have lost eleven fingers.

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If your entire outfit can fit in a Starbucks cup.

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You own a formal tube-top.

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Streetwalkers come up to you and tell you to, “Dial it back a little”…

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You’ve been rated PG-13 by the motion picture association of America.

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26 thoughts on “Are You Dressed Too Provocatively?

    1. Literally nothing serious about that…

      Yeah, I know it’s pretty sexist and I TRIED to include men; but, I don’t know what you ladies consider sexy besides “not me”…

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  1. sexist, and its a big debate in India with people, including elected leaders blaming clothes for crimes against women. provocation lies in the eyes of the beholder?

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      1. Every once in a while I post a list I know some of my readers won’t like. I don’t do it on purpose, but when my range of topics includes EVERYTHING, that’s going to happen. I did one on depression that irritated people, despite my admission of severe chronic depression.

        Buuuut, tomorrow I’ll write about ghosts and everything will be swell again…

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  2. Just to be provocative, I dug up two women’s “women’s dress” quotes, the first of which I’ll take her word for, and the second of which, if it means what I think she means (and I agreed), I’d probably be called a rat :

    “Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.” –Elsa Schiaparelli

    “Most women dress as if they had been a mouse in a previous incarnation, , or hope to be one in the next.”

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  3. “If your entire outfit can fit in a Starbucks cup.” Now my mind is wondering if any of my outfits COULD accomplish this. Probably not a small cup – but those grandes, hmmmmm

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