Maple Syrup and Maple Sugar

Maple syrup is made from the sap of three different species of maple tree. The trees are bled for weeks but not allowed to die… kind of like the middle class in the United States… ♥ Maple Syrup is expensive. It takes fifty gallons of tree sap to make a single gallon of syrup. On […]

Olio, Scraps, Ort, Hodgepodge and Other Floor Sweepings

We did a blind taste test but it turns out they pretty much taste like sighted people… The problem with the adage, “Winners write the history books” is that it implies that, somehow, historians are “winners”… Donald Trump is as honest as the day is long… not a day on this planet but on one […]

Ich Will: Christmas Edition

What I Want for Christmas You’ve heard of that box with the button on it that, when you press it, someone you don’t know dies and you get a million dollars? Well, I want that; then, I’d go out and meet EVERYONE IN THE WORLD EXCEPT TUCKER CARLSON… and then press the button. I want […]