Olio, Scraps, Ort, Hodgepodge and Other Floor Sweepings

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We did a blind taste test but it turns out they pretty much taste like sighted people…

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The problem with the adage, “Winners write the history books” is that it implies that, somehow, historians are “winners”…

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Donald Trump is as honest as the day is long… not a day on this planet but on one that spins impossibly fast, for sure…

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Tucker Carlson doesn’t have a racist bone in his body… just cartilage… like some bigoted shark…

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Four members of a Nazi group in the U.K. were arrested following a “Miss Hitler” contest. Frankly, I don’t know what the fuhrer is all about…

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Reality isn’t my worst enemy but it IS kind of a buzzkill…

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You probably won’t understand, but there is a Zen parable about a great harpist and a man who used to listen to him play. He was such a great listener that, after he died, the harpist cut the strings to his instrument and never played again. That’s how I feel about ant poison. SEE? I TOLD YOU YOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND!!!

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Her legs could turn a man’s head and bend him to her will… so she never left the house without them.

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If a vampire bit a maple tree, would consuming syrup made from that tree turn you into a vampire? If not, what is an appropriate apology for locking three tourists in your basement and splashing them with holy water?

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The last time I was surrounded by beautiful women I was too busy curling into a ball and warding off their kicks to enjoy it.

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