Thoughts on Eighties Video Games

Space Invaders: When the attackers come, they will come in orderly rows because only the most anal-retentive species can master interstellar travel. Pac Man: He eats and he eats and he eats and it never ever takes away the pain. And, as a bonus, the ghosts of everyone he’s ever consumed will eventually drive him […]

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Scars and How You Get Them

[In the movie, The Dark Knight, The Joker asks various people, “Wanna know how I got these scars?” and spins a different story to each person.  Here are the real answers to: Wanna know how I got these scars?     I was teaching my dog how to catch a Frisbee. I was a sword […]

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