Universal’s Islands of Adventure: Conveniently located in Orlando, Florida… our nation’s sucking chest wound. Their motto: “Heroes, beasts and magical creatures are all made real”. You will know what it is like to whitewater raft down a dinosaur infested river while a six year old vomits most of his ice cream cone down the back […]
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When lit, the candles on your birthday cake can be seen from the asteroid belt. If you want a partner more mature than you are, you’ll have to settle on a mountain range. 999,950 years of rheumatism… Your driving ends up being so bad that, on days you take the car out, flags are preemptively […]
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Like the flu, or junk mail, here is another list that you’ve been given but never asked for. Do not judge me too harshly… mostly because I can be REALLY vindictive… Q. What species of animal can move the fastest? A. That depends entirely upon how aerodynamic it is and what type of cannon it […]
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