The Ghost Brick of Everlyford on the Gravy (Excerpt)

I had first come across the legend of the Ghost Brick of Everlyford on the Gravy while doing research on a paranormal sighting in the next shire. Locals contended that the apparition was the spirit of Mary Queen of Scotts, holding her head under her left arm. After several nights, we found that the locals […]

There’s Always a Complaint

Dear Sir or Madame (or, if this is me reading this as I proof, screw you, Charlie!): I’ve long considered your company to be a paragon of quality and customer service, that, ten thousand years from now will be considered by anthropologists to be the the gold-standard for whatever it is you do. I no […]

The Moosehead Stratagem: Chapter 5, Final Part

The president threw the thick folder onto the desk and sighed. Pressing a button on the device in the center of the desk top, President Kim Rontuber said, “You can send the gentleman in” The device replied, “I’m not an intercom, you idiot. I’m a calculator” Rontuber asked with furrowed brow, “I have a talking […]

The Moosehead Stratagem, Chapter Five, Part 2

The elevator doors slammed shut and the elevator began its descent to the meeting point seven miles below the Earth’s crust. The elevator was entirely voice activated. One agent suddenly came down with laryngitis and was trapped for five days and forced to drink his own urine (they forced him to drink his own urine […]

The Moosehead Stratagem, Chapter 5, Part One

[Every time I get one hundred more followers, I publish another chapter of The Moosehead Stratagem. If you’d like to catch up, the previous chapters are here. I hope you enjoy or that you at least not hold his against me] The two night guards stared into the cell, mouths slightly agape. “It’s a cot”, […]