Stupid Animals: A Poem

They say pigs are awfully clever but, can they do your taxes? No, never! . They say the smartest birds are crows but, how one got stuck in my chimney nobody knows. . They say an elephant never forgets But, if they were smarter, they’d make better pets. . If a dog were smartes […]

Karma’s a Bitch: A Poem

I saw a child living in squalor so I gave her a dollar. . I saw a homeless woman, barely alive so I gave her a five. . I met a poor old man whose health wasn’t good I told him that I “understood”. . When evil fortune took people unawares, I tried to repel […]

Beware! Skunk Poem

When I got drunk and teased a skunk the aftermath was a bath where I got water in my ear and could no longer hear so, I paid a hundred dollars for a nurse to flush out the gunk. I cannot help but blame that skunk…

A Poem and an Announcement

Another hundred followers and you know what that means: Another chapter of The Moosehead Stratagem. Love it or hate it, this is the last chapter I wrote so it will be moot afterwards. It might be moot, now. I’ll check the meter… Holistic Meds and Anti-Vax Dreads Some people prefer to meditate instead of […]

A Political Poem

Expectations . When George Bush created NAFTA We eagerly anticipated what might come afta . When Bill Clinton attended an economic summit we were sure that some good might come from it . And, when Obama met with leaders of other nations the possibilities were only bounded by our imaginations . But, when […]