They say pigs are awfully clever
but, can they do your taxes? No, never!
They say the smartest birds are crows
but, how one got stuck in my chimney nobody knows.
They say an elephant never forgets
But, if they were smarter, they’d make better pets.
If a dog were smartes
He’d quote Descartes.
Not one of them has the brain
to know when to come out of the rain.
Only we people have deep thoughts within our interior
so we can treat other animals as our inferior…
We laugh at our stupid animal friends and then laugh some more
despite our own pollution, global warming and the threat of nuclear war…