Calvin Coolidge Came from Vermont

Coolidge was the only president born on the fourth of July. Legend has it that he wasn’t due for two weeks but a near-miss with a Roman candle sent his mother into premature labor. ☺ Calvin Coolidge used to ride a mechanical horse for exercise. It was simply a saddle attached to a mechanism that […]

The Moosehead Stratagem: Chapter 5, Final Part

The president threw the thick folder onto the desk and sighed. Pressing a button on the device in the center of the desk top, President Kim Rontuber said, “You can send the gentleman in” The device replied, “I’m not an intercom, you idiot. I’m a calculator” Rontuber asked with furrowed brow, “I have a talking […]

Double-plus Rand-Thoughts

At work, the LGBT people are having a gay ice-cream social. When the guy handed me the flier, I thought to myself, “You know, if my granddaddy were alive today, he’d probably be panicking, scratching and clawing at the coffin lid until he suffocated” If everyone who ever died trying to save someone from a […]